Sounds to me like the proper application of a Flame thrower would be much more effective than a plain old stick...
All you need to do is hook up a window pisser pump to your fuel tank, and rig a propane torch to light it when you push the Button!
With sufficient use of flames, you can eliminate several square miles of spider webs AND spiders with one push of the button.
Side effects may include the elimination of trees, houses, barns, birds, deer, ticks, nuisance grasses, humans, kittens, unicorns, and Sasquatches.
Kids... Don't try this at home...
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