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And all through the shop
Not a gear was turning, not even a clock
The goggles were hung by the helmet with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas would bring new ones this year

The quads were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of a new winch danced in their heads
Mamma in her riding gear, and I similarly equipped
Had just parked our quads after a fun wintery trip

When out in the shop, there arose such a clatter
I dropped my beer running to see what's the matter
Away to the shop I flew like a flash
Tore open the door and checked on our stash

The fluorescent bulb hanging, gave a ghoulish glow
And cast a light barely reaching the mud and the snow
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Ricochet Armor, held by my beautiful dear

A sexy little thing, scantily clad and full of life
I knew in a moment it must be my wife
More rapid than an auctioneer, her voice rang clear
She called out my presents, and Merry Christmas my dear

Now Superwinch! Now Richochet! Now Maxxis and Kenda!
On PurePolaris! On QSC! On ATVGuru and Kolpin!
To the end of the trail! And all the adventure beyond!
Now put it all on, and let's dash away Hon!




Merry Christmas folks!
 

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that is great
thanks for posting
 

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HA that was great!
 

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Lol, good one! Merry Christmas!
 

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Wow! Good one! Merry Christmas to y'all!


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Bravo :tee:
 

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That was beautiful! Lol.

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^^^ditto

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Merry Christmas to all !!!
 

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Here is a motorcycle themed one I just saw on FB.......

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the garages
Not a motorcycle was rumbling,
Except for Santa Claus's.
The leather was hung in the closet with care
In hopes that nice weather soon would be there.
Our bikes were all nestled snug under their covers
With visions of blacktop and burning up rubber.
With Momma in her bandana and I in my skull cap
We had just settled down for a long winters nap.
When out on the lawn, arose such a rumble
I sprang from the bed and I started to grumble.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a pack of motorcycles, with riders in gear,
With one old rider so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be a biker named Nick.
He was dressed in red Leather, from his head to his foot
And his clothes were all tarnished with bugs and road soot,
A bundle of chrome he had flung on his back.
Down the chimney he came, carrying a big red sack.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
As he filled all the bike boots, then turned with a jerk,
And laying a finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his bike, to his team gave a sign
As they all cracked their throttles and got into a line,
Now Honda, Now Harley, Now Triumph and Indian On Kawi,
On Suzuki, On Yamaha and Victory.
But I heard him exclaim as he roared out of sight
Keep the rubber side down and have a good ride.
 
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